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Turkey’s Coming!

The header is from our Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Breakfast from last year. I’m looking forward to the second year in a row of not going anywhere and doing it our way.

Four of the Kindergarten classes will dress up as Native Americans andd the other three will dress up as Pilgrims, it says they’re going to be making their costumes. I kinda hope Jill’s class is the indians. I much prefered the feathered headress to the buckled hats when I was a kid.  We kinda talked about Thanksgiving (yes I know, no I’m not going to tell her that) and how food is harvested etc. Her class is responsible for dessert. I need to think of something that’s not overly gooey and loaded with sugar.

Hockey

I actually like hockey. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because blood bounces on ice. Drew and I went to a local game last night. The home team won 4-3 after a sudden death OT.

There was a cub scout troup and their parents in front of us. The parents sitting directly in front of us became the center of my imaginary world. The dad was drinking three cups of beer at a time and mom had a few herself. I imagined them going home and her whimpering and demanding to know why he drank so much. He leans forward and smirks ” It’s the only way I can handle being around you, Mid-life Crisis Barbie®!”

NaBloPoMo

After last year when I started getting monthly emails about themes for every month…it just wasn’t appealing. So R.I.P what the original NaBloPoMo was and the challenge it represented for me.

Goodbye Halloween

I made bleeding heart cupcakes. Cheescake filling and red velvet cakes

My shirt under the blacklight

The treat or treating fun

The loot:

All Done!

I’m done and I must say I’m patting myself on the back for this one. No pattern and someone who taught herself to sew….I impress myself :P Oh, and it’s not crooked, her hands at her sides makes it so.

Soap box pic added to show that I wrote on my child so she would have a purple star on her cheek. Also? Check out my handy dandy shoe cover work as it rode up after running.

Oh and sans vest so you can see the poof sleeves and stuff…Can you tell that I have a sharpie of every color? pink buttons..POOF, now they’re red.

I still have a few days!

HSG: Hysterosalpinogram

Yes, normally I would password protect this, but I want the information out there for anyone who might be looking. While the information over at Stirrup Queens (the first place I look for ANY infertily information) is very accurate and helpful, the first comment terrified me.

The actual procedure was mildly uncomfortable but no more than a pap smear. I was medicated with 10mg of Valium. The hours after, when I started cramping….that was awfully painful. I felt like I had been punched repeatedly. I couldn’t turn to my side without crying. I needed help going to the bathroom. I highly recommend you take some pain killer before the cramps start, it’s the worst part of the whole thing. Today, 24 hours later it’s still very tender to any movement but no painkiller required.

See Ya!

I’m off to spend some time with Em under the pretense of a conference or whatever :P No really, I’m excited….

Expect on the road posts!

Don’t Vote

Where Am I?

Where’d the fearless young girl who knew what she wanted and how to get it go? How do I get that courage back. I realised the other day I’d become so completely…….not me. Freaking whore-moans, I hate doctors.

Banned Books Week

I nearly forgot. Always reminds me of Farenheit 451 and 1984.

Anywho, whatcha doing for banned books week?

War is peace

Freedom is slavery

Ignorance is strength

Like it?

The new header that is. It’s what I see out the back door in the rain.

Being Mom

I recently checked out this book at the library.

This afternoon I read Drew this handy housework shortcut ” bribe your kids to do your housework for you. If your daugther is old enough, tell her you are playing princesses and she’s Cinderella. Then you can be the wicked stepmother and she’ll be mopping the floor in no time! If you have a boy and a girl try Hansel and Gretel. You have boys, have them pretend to be soldiers and you are the drill sergeant”

Without skipping a bit Jill said ” Girls can be soldiers too!”

I love my Jillybeans

57 Days Left

If you remember about 50 days ago I mention I bought the material for Jill’s Halloween costume. Well here’s what my procrastination has done.  I have the belt/vest thing done.

I has LOLCat

Happy Anniversary!

Okay, so that’s not us but I love that picture, I *wish* I could get a picture of a shoreline and happy kissing in the mirror.

To Drew:

The past five years haven’t had a dull moment in them and look forward to many more.

holy moly we look like kids…we were…still are

Say It With Me

….”Awwwww, how cute!”

She bounced out the door, she was so excited.

Books

Jill has always liked books, it’s been nearly 5 years of ” Please read this one to me”.  Once she got to C-A-T spells cat, she flew. Instead of telling her what that word was I’d say “I can read it, why don’t you tell me what it says?” She’d whimper and whine and stutter out the letters one by one. If it was something like firetruck, I’d cover up the truck and ask her if she knew that word -yes, fire- and then I’d cover up fire and she’d get it from there.

She just completed the Barnes & Noble Summer Reading Challenge! She chose Amelia Bedelia Under Construction as her free book. Read it in the car on the way home and again in bed. I’m bursting with mommy pride for having been blessed with such an awesome girl.

What she read and her favorite part:

Once Upon A Time, The End - She enjoyed the Goldilocks part of the book.

Just Me In The Tub - When Critter overfilled the tub.

A Boy And A Turtle - The turtle bumped into the boy and they glowed with the rainbow.

Sid’s Surprise - Sid got a rattle like his friends!

If You Give  A Moose A Muffin - The moose puts on a sock puppet show.

Just Me and My Babysitter - Critter and his babysitter eat popcorn on the couch and watch a movie.

I Just Forgot - Critter’s mom brings him his lunch. (Can you tell we like Mercer Mayer around here?)

Morris The Moose - When they look in the stream and see that they are all different.

I also finally got a chance to use my gift card from Christmas (thanks again Torps!)

Whoa!

It’s already AUGUST! Where has the time gone? Jill starts school next Monday, I think we’re both ready. I was worried I would cry, but I’m lining up tons of stuff to do while she’s at school. Water aerobics and counseling…fun, yeah? Let’s mutter…

  1. Crankiness :: Nap
  2. Backpack :: School
  3. Clone :: Wars
  4. High ground :: Take the
  5. Dreams :: Death
  6. Lovingly :: crafted
  7. Mistake :: happen
  8. Carson :: Daily
  9. Errand :: Run
  10. Dozen :: Dirty

Play along!

No Moosh Whorl

but I think the new color was the pick me up I needed. What do you think?

Why does my forehead always get chopped off?

Why

Drew and I are having the discussion about where we’ll live when he retires from the Army (which may be sooner than later, but we are NOT talking about that, please don’t ask). The obvious choice is Utah. It’s where family is. It’s got tons of kidcentirc activities which makes it a good place to raise children.

WHY I DON’T LIKE UTAH (you can just read the bold bits):

The Climate of Salt Lake City is widely variable. The city lies in a semi-arid region in the Salt Lake Valley, surrounded by mountains and the Great Salt Lake, and receives little precipitation. The city has four distinct seasons, with a cold, snowy winter, a hot, dry summer, and comfortable, relatively wet transition periods. The Pacific Ocean is the primary influence on the weather, contributing storms from about October to May, with spring being the wettest season. Snow falls frequently during the winter, contributed largely by the lake-effect from the Great Salt Lake. The only source of precipitation in the summer is monsoon moisture moving north from the Gulf of California. Summers are hot, frequently reaching above 100°F (38°C), while winters are cold and snowy. However, winters are warmer than one would expect at this elevation and latitude, due to the Rocky Mountains to the east and north that usually block powerful polar highs from affecting the state during the winter. Temperatures rarely fall below 0°F (-18°C), but frequently stay below freezing. Temperature inversions during winter can lead to thick overnight fog and daytime haze in the valley as cool air, moisture, and pollutants are trapped in the valley by surrounding mountains.

Salt Lake City’s average yearly temperature is 52.0 °F (11.1 °C), and the freeze-free period lasts an average of 167 days, from April 30 to October 15, although it has lasted anywhere from 124 to 236 days.[4] Freezing temperatures have occurred as early as September 13 (in 1928), and as late as May 28 (in 1954).

7, SEVEN, months of icky, disgusting, depressing SNOW. Please Enjoy the What is Christmas? song and think of me when he mentions snow.

The verse that I’m sharing a Christmas song with you in July:

And there’s one more thing that I have discovered
And I would now like you to know
The reason for Christmas I now realize
Is an excuse to tolerate snow
Snow!
I don’t even like the sound of it

Anyway, where was I
Oh, yes!

112 Days To Go

To transform thsi pile of fabric into a Rainbow Brite costume.

Mind you, it took me from June to October to make last years Tink costume

Camping At The Beach

After turning back for a few forgotten items we were on our way. She’s watching Bee Movie

As soon as we got there she made a sand angel

I finally talked her into the surf and she was scared of it splashing her so I’m trying to console her

Ultimately, she decided throwing rocks at the mean ol’ ocean was a much better plan

We taught her to play Uno. She won 4 hands in a row!

Daddy shuffled the beginner’s luck out of the deck

Someone brought an inflatable ….bunny rabbit

Showing off the s’more face

Playing with sparklers

We got some sage sign advice on the way home

Drove past the cheesy South of the Border

Sunburned myspace style photo

Hope everyone else had a great holiday!

Happy Independence Day

Gone to the beach. Have a good one!

Hair

I hemmed and hawed over my ability to write such a post. What kind of post you ask? A post for a contest! Casey over at Mooshy in Indy and Sarah from Whoorl are giving away a hair make over. It’ll be posted on Hair Thursday.  I shall do my best!

My hair and I have a love hate relationship. I’ve dyed it many colors of the rainbow.

I’ve tried to straighten it. I’ve tried many, many times for people to style it.

This last time I ended up with one side a lot shorter than the other.

I loved the curl and color I was rocking in this photo:

And I recently tried to give myself bangs. I look okay I guess.

Even though I keep it up in a pony tail because it’s lopsided hot.

Name Meme

Rules: Use the first intial of your name to answer these questions. Don’t repeat words in a different question and do not pick your own name for a girl/boy name.

1. What is your name? Holly

2. A 4 letter word.  Hose (I was totally going to say hoes)

3. A vehicle: Hummer

4. A city: Holland

5. A boy’s name: Henry

6. A girl’s name: Heather

7. Alcoholic drink: Hairball

8. An occupation: housekeeper

9. Something you wear: Hot pants…definitely not something *I* would wear but the only H I could think of.

10. A celebrity: Hayley Mills

11. A food: Honey

12. Something found in a bathroom: Hand soap

13. Reason for being late: hungover ( worst excuse ever but I couldn’t think of any h reasons)

14. Something you shout: Help

15. An animal: Horny toad count?

16. A body part: Hip

17. Word to describe yourself: Hawt

Hello Again

Oh hello there leg swelling, I’ve missed you so much in the past year. Thanks for coming back. It wouldn’t be a painfully hot summer without you.

Go Me!

I made a dark chocolate cake…a cake that didn’t come from a box and just a smidgen of cream cheese frosting left over from when Drew made a carrot cake for my birthday.

I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact we will be in Georgia for the entirety of the summer. Not happy about it, but coming to terms.  I remember how long the MEB took first time around when Drew wanted to get out. I remember how long it took to get him back in. We aren’t going anywhere any time soon.

Time can not go by fast enough for me. I really need it to be a week from today, please.

I am a
Snapdragon


What Flower
Are You?

“Mischief is your middle name, but your first is friend. You are quite the prankster that loves to make other people laugh.”

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